Oh Deary Me
2003-05-08 - 9:12 p.m.

Oh Deary Me

Oh deary me,
Oh deary me,
How dreary, weary, bleary,
Be.

Oh saddened boy,
Oh saddened boy,
Yo soy estoy alloy,
Destroy!

Kill! Kill!

Rip out his throat!
(Yeah!)
We’ll put it on a stake!
(Yeah!)
We’ll pepper it with lemon,
(Oh!)
And eat it like a cake!
(Estoy!)

He runs,
He runs,
Aaaaaugh!

He fell into our trap, he did,
He thought, he thought,
He thought he hid.
He’s stuck!

A shark will eat his brain,
He’ll be insane,
Like a train,
Eating grain,
How profane!

Glory, glory,
Oh no,
Whoops,
Whoopsy doodle,
Whoopsy!

Monopoly would be fun,
Let’s play Monopoly,
Taboo!
Aaugh!
It’s a game,

Not a scare,
There, there.

I would like a crispy doodle,
Perhaps the extra puffy kind,
I would like a poodle,
If a poodle I could find.

Eat his brains!
(Brains!)
Eat his skin!
(Skin!)
Break his bones!
(Yaargh!)
Do him in!
(He he he!)

We’re little savages, all,
All savages, inside!
Tee hee hee.


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